This one is just for my sister

From Overheard in New York:

Times Were Tough for Fezzik After the Flash in the pan of 'The Princess Bride'

Fat bouncer #1: Where the fuck is there a bagel store around here?
Fat bouncer #2: Umm... Bagels are delicious. Hey, maybe they have knishes. That rhymed!
Fat bouncer #1: You make no fucking sense.

--The Knitting Factory

Overheard by: hjane