Top 10-ish Things Not to Say to the Defendant in Plea Negotiations

1. Good luck
2. Thank you, come again.
3. Know where I can score some good pot?
4. Do you know what you're charged with? *evil laughter*
5. Oh, you're charged with Driving While License Suspended? Then you'll have to bend over and take it like a man.
6. Sure, we can reduce that Aggravated Assault to an Impeding Traffic.
7. Come here often?
8. How about DUI 2nd with a no jail rec?
9. Why don't we just take this outside.
10. So, you're charged with Solicitation. How much?
11. Do you like fried chicken?
12. Do you want to rub my head?